I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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