dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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