Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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