ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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