Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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