i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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