Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Randomize