On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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