and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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