Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
If that was your dad, he is hot
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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