I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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