Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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