I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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