porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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