I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
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Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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