I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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