So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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