Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
That accounts for only three of the penises
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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