I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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