Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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