I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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