I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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