morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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