i don't like sucking hair
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
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Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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