Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
