help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
my sisters under your porch take her home
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Randomize