3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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