U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
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Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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