Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
