i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
The air was thick with penises
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
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Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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