Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
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I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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