i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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