we're chasing vodka with high fives
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
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A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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