She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
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I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
this will be a night to untag.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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