Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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