Midget sex pt 2 tonight
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
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This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
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