: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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