it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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