...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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