Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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