I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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