Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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