i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
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on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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