So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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