i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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