She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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