I wannas sexs uuuuu
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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