windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
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