You're a womanizer and a bitch.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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