I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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