You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Randomize
