wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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