just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
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Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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